You've resisted my best efforts to throw or catch a ball, so I've resorted to playing a 3rd world sport with you.
I set you up with a corner kick, and you bent it like Beckham can only dream. And nobody can prove otherwise.
But after an exhausting game of one-on-one soccer (which I won, 9-8), you went back to your second favorite sport. Pushing things with wheels.
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