Daddy's Guide to Vegas

If you're anything like me, you will find yourself drawn into many Vegas runs in your life, most of which will be completely against your will. This past weekend, we were fortunate enough to be invited to Eric & Jayme's bachelor/bachelorette party, which turned out to be one of the best Vegas trips I've ever made.

The following is my list of requirements that are a must for any trip to Las Vegas to be considered successful:

1. Friends.

2. A pretty girl.

3. Pretty lights.

4. Inappropriate fondling of inanimate objects.

5. Pool time.

6. Disproportionately large drinks.

7. Shooting things.

8. Spankings

9. A jackpot.

And most importantly...

10. Quality babysitting.

We owe thanks to Grandma, Grandpa, Brian and Laura for babysitting! And also to you for being easy on them...or so they claim.